Unibrow Urchins from Uranus

Congratulations! You have found the “Unibrow Urchins from Uranus” web page you lucky things!

Apparently ranking for this obscure made up term should impress you and convince you of just how awesome we are at SEO. You now have a clear reason to choose us over any other SEO company out there to help increase your own businesses website visibility for real competitive keywords that would actually be worthwhile targeting!

What we don’t want you to do…

  1. Please don’t Google competitive search terms within our industry like, “SEO Auckland” and “SEO” to see where we rank organically (*hint hint*).
  2. Please don’t check out our case studies or testimonials.
  3. Please don’t ask us what our strategy is or about the work we do each month (our contact email is [email protected]).

All we ask is you simply use this impressive example of SEO domination using the keyword “Unibrow Urchins from Uranus” to trust us completely and hand over your hard earned money with no questions asked.

Let’s get serious for a minute…

All joking aside our aim is to arm you with the knowledge you need to make educated and informed decisions when it comes to the online marketing of your business. This means not falling for clever sales gimmicks or going with an SEO company simply because they are the cheapest (that’s a surefire recipe for disaster).

SEO is a very complex and ever changing beast which is why it’s important to choose the right company for the job. It can be like opening a can of worms (or in Google’s case a can of animals that you need to know how to navigate to ensure they don’t sink your site like the Titanic). We’re referring to Google’s constant algorithm updates named after cute animals such as, “Penguin“, “Panda“, “Hummingbird” and most recently “Pigeon“.

We’ve made the choosing process simple!

To save you time and the hassle of having to reverse engineer Google’s algorithm yourself we have created a guide on how to choose the best SEO company. This will provide you with all the information you need to cut through the BS and ensure your website’s online marketing is in good hands. Phew!

N.B. If you have somehow landed on this page in error and don’t have a clue what’s going on then head back to the Mutant Monkeys from Mars post to get up to speed.

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